So Happy Together: Parker's 1st Birthday

Liesel's Funny Quotes

"This is yucky! It's poison!" Liesel put some paper towel into her mouth. I asked her if it were yummy or yucky. That was her response, ha, ha! 2/13
"Beast live at the temple?" Liesel's favorite song is "I Love to See the Temple". She saw a book of Beauty and the Beast and thought the castle looked like the temple. 1/13
"Where Daddy is? At woohk, Where Parker is? At sool. Where Jason is? In his womb (room). Where Baby Ellie is? Over there. Where Liesel is?...Right here." Liesel is always asking where everyone is, including herself, ha, ha! 1/13
"Byoo, aqua-rameen, lell-o, 'jenta, wed, peenk, pur-pur, back, o-wahnj" Liesel plays a coloring game on the ipad, so she knows all her colors, including less-common ones, like magenta and aquamarine. 12/12
"Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell,...all the way." Liesel runs around singing this to the tune of Jingle Bells. 12/12
"...is buggin' me!" She's often saying this when her brothers give her grief. 12/12
"Scurry" is how Liesel pronounces scary. 1/13
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Funny Jason Quotes

"Are wizards magic? No, Mom, not those wizards, the wizards that climb up trees." He meant lizards, ha, ha! 1/13
"It's not even getting not hot." Jason was blowing on his ramen noodles, but after a few seconds he sounded exasperated when he said this. The funny part is that I'm pretty sure he got the "not even" phrase from me. 1/13
"I'm going to ask Santa..." Anytime I tell Jason he can't do/have something, he tells me Santa will bring it to him. 1/13
"Today is my last day of 'Sunday Beams'!" I love my crazy little sunbeam! 12/12
"I'm going to be a spinning trap. I'll spin around and twist people into the tickle trap." Daddy is a "tickle trap" and catches the kids to tickle them. Jas wanted to help catch the kids. 12/12
"I know you'll beat your test, Daddy. I feel it in my heart." Brad has been taking the CPA exams. Jason is always praying that "Daddy will beat his test" and said that to Brad. 12/12
"Wouldn't it be cool if I could jump over five on the number line and be six?" This kid can't wait for school and is hoping to be old enough to go. 12/12
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Funny Parker Quotes

"What if we got a house with four bedrooms! That would be huge, like a casino!" Ha, ha! Hopefully when we eventually move we can find casino-sized house! 2/13
"Elise is the cutest baby in the world!" I'm glad he loves his little sister. 2/13
"Everybody is trying to ruin my life!" I told him he had to eat a half of a cherry dinner as part of his dinner. He moped for a half hour and finally ate it. Afterwards he admitted that the his life wasn't ruined, only the last half hour. 2/13
Parker: "No sol-is-ting" Mom: "It says, 'No soliciting, which means they don't want people to come sell things. Parker: "Yeah, people don't want someone coming door to door to sell stuff like taco salad." Ha, ha! I don't know where that came from, because I have never heard of a door-to-door taco salad salesperson, but if there were we might buy it, because we love taco salad, even Parker does," Ha, ha! 1/13
"I love pitas. I want a pita with a donut in it." He's figured out how to make a good thing better, ha, ha! 1/13
"I want to be the best reader in the world". This was what Parker wanted to work on during his parent-teacher conferences. 1/13
"It would be cool if there was a toy Pebo. He could be a little guy about this big (gesturing about 14 inches). He would have a drawstring like Woody's that you could pull and he'd say things like, "I think I'll go fly my plane" or "you can play my ipad". He would have a little remote control airplane and a little ipad that is as big as your phone." The kids nickname for my brother Peter is Pebo. He has his pilot's license and shares his ipad when he comes to town. Apparently he's make a sweet action figure, because even still, a month after the initial comment, the boys still pine for the Pebo toy, ha, ha! 1/13
"I'm good at golf, mini golf and huge golf." 1/13
"A new 'expoundation'!" Parker and Jason made up a game. Every time they made a pretend discovery, they said this. 12/12
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